Top Ten Foods I Hate

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I just read a blog post on Yahoo Food about the "The Top Foods People Love or Hate" and there wasn't a single thing on that list that I hate. In fact, everything on that list is pretty much awesome in my book. Truth of the matter is, I'll eat just about anything. Which got me to thinking. What are the top ten foods that I hate?

1. Smoked Salmon- I think that the last time I ate it, I actually threw-up. It's truly revolting.
2. Fish Roe- You know those little yellow beads on sushi? It's more of a texture thing as I hate it how they "pop" between your teeth. And there are always one or two that hide-out in your mouth until you are done eating and then "pop". Not my Ideal way to finish a meal.
3. Overooked Shrimp- I hate the rubbery bastards.
4. Cold Cooked Shrimp- Like in a shrimp cocktail, can't explain it... Just don't like it.
5. Well Done Steak- That is just a crime against the cow. If it's not mooing on the plate, I'm sending it back.
6. Octopus- I can eat it warm, but cold on a salad, ECK!
7. Bugs- Not that I'm opposed to eating them or that I think they taste bad, but let me ask you this... Why? If I lived in a third world country and needed a source of protein I would reconsider this.
8. Candy- Never really liked the stuff, I'll eat it sometimes but it doesn't mean I like it.
9. Miracle Whip- I'll eat the hell out of some Mayo, but there is just something not right about Miracle Whip.
10. Soda Pop- Mainly because I'm fructose intolerant, but it just seems like it's a kid's drink.