McDonalds 911

It has happened again. Yet another genius has called 911 to complain about service at a fast food restaurant. This time "MAC"Donalds is the perp (yeah, that's cop language for offender). Honestly, we need to set up an emergency number just for fast food complaints. Hmmm, 4-1-1 and 9-1-1 are already taken, how about 9-1-SHUT THE HELL UP. Seriously, if anyone should be calling 9-1-1 it should be because of the crap they ate. Me: "Hello, 9-1-1? Holy sh!t I just saw someone eat ten quarter pounders with cheese and a bucket of fries." 9-1-1: "Sir I'm sorry to inform you... cardiac arrest is imminent. Under no circumstances should you perform mouth-to-mouth." 

(Via The Smoking Gun)