I asked my wife for a Darth Vader toaster this past Xmas and, unfortunately, I didn't get it. I'm pretty sure it's because it wasn't going to ship until March of 2009. Well, it's March and I want the damn thing sooo bad I can taste it. Seriously, with toast like that even a knuckle sandwich would taste awesome (which is probably what I would get if I brought one home)! Now all I need is a knife-sized light saber for cutting off the crusts.
"While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader's helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster."
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